Things are kinda sorta almost returning to normal around here, which means I should have new stuff up soon. Look for sometime shortly after Memorial Day. In the mean time, check out the new stuff over at Oleg Volk's store. Lots of new things to buy and scare liberals with.

Sorry, family emergency. No time to work on site or updates. Will try to get back in the saddle soon. If you sent an email and didn't receive a response, I will try to get to it but I have no idea how soon.

If I didn't change my mind so much, I'd be done a lot sooner. But such is life.

Day 7: Checks and balances, simplified.

When poor, unfortunate me went to school, the teachers never really explained what the constitution and the bill of rights meant. They gave quizes on dates and what it said, but they never touched on why it said those things. And they surely never discussed the real meaning of the Second Amendment. They've done such a good job that merely mentioning that the second amendment was put in to secure the country not just from foreign enemies, but from domestic ones, too will make soccer moms think you're a gun nut. So at the risk of offending those afraid of the truth, this is a little refresher course.

Too much going on today to dedicate time to making something new, so tomorrow will be day seven. For pete's sake, it's a sunday!

But here are some interesting links and random thoughts to keep you occupied:

Caterers at the United Nations go on strike. UN workers are without their daily food rations. UN workers loot UN cafeterias. Funny because it's so fitting of what the UN has become: A bunch of looters, except they usually try to take away our sovereignty.

The Democratic presidential hopefuls held their first debate on Saturday in what will likely turn into a competition to see who can bore America the most. My money is on Joe (Droopy) Lieberman. A gem from this debate that I've seen on the Internet: On the issue of Gun registration, Al Sharpton said it was a good idea because he was stabbed once. This is like me saying it's a good idea to register all boats, rafts, and inflatable pool toys because I was once in a car accident.

Also, congratulations to Minnesota which passed a 'shall issue' concealed carry bill last week. The Missouri state legistlature also passed a bill that would allow concealed carry by overwhelming margins. The governor vowed to veto it, but hopefully it has enough votes to be veto proof.

Day 6: Lighten up, Francis.

I'm sure some people will be offended by this, but such is life. BTW, for the overly sensitive who do get upset about it, I'm not really targeting you, unless you're one of the people who try to tell everybody that they should give up meat. For you PETA preachers out their, lighten up. For you vegetarians who can live and let live, I say thanks for keeping the demand side of supply and demand down so I can enjoy meat filled dinners at a lower cost.

Day 5: My kingdom for a fistfull of dollars.

(Impromptu songwriting):
If I had some money,
here's what I'd do.
Buy some studio gear
add soundtracks to a flash movie or two.
Buy some commercial time
Put 'em on the air.
Tick off some liberals
the ones who say they care.

Sorry, feeling goofy. But I'd like to take some of these short flash movies, spruce them up, and air them late at night on television. It would be fun just to air these unexpected commercials that planted subversive thoughts into the minds of the masses. Make people who don't pay attention to politics question the truth behind the things they've always been told, like that Republicans are the party of the rich. (Not that I'm a Republican or member of any political party, I just like chipping away at liberal lies little by little).

Day 4: Numismatic mocking.

A few days ago, the state of California released five finalists for the design of the official state quarter. The proposed coins celebrate the history, natural features, and landmarks of California. What wasn't commemorated in any of the coins was the legacy of Governor Gray Davis. So I thought that after all Davis has done for to California, I thought his achievments deserve to be celebrated.

It doesn't happen very often, but I'm feeling generous with the upcoming 1 year anniversary. So if you buy an super-cool "Nuke Berkeley" hat or shirt in black or white, you'll also get a new "Nuke Berkeley" bumper sticker free. Yes, a combo deal that allows you to annoy liberals in person and on the road for one low price!

Plus this shirt will be retired soon (at least for awhile) so prices are slashed (so low you'd think we're insane!!!) to free up space for other things. So buy now or be sorry later!

Day 3: A living, breathing document

Just something that's been kicking around inside my head for awhile. Liberals like to think of the Constitution as a living, breathing document. Of course, the document only lives and breathes for liberal ideas, according to them. So the first entry in the "quick thought" file in quite awhile, here's something on the "Living, Breathing Document".

Thirty days of FlashBunny, day 2:

A few years ago, then Democratic Minority Leader Dick Gephardt made the comment that the successful were merely the "Winners of Life's Lottery" and therefore had the obligation to share with the losers in life's lottery. Of course, the Government will decide the winners and losers, and tell the involuntary giver to what extent they will be 'encouraged' to give.

This has bothered me for a while, because I've known several successful people, and their success had nothing to do with random chance. Their success came because they took risks and made sacrifices that the 'losers' in life's lottery are unwilling to take. So here is the first in what will be many ways of looking at the "Winner's of Life's Lottery" comment from a different perspective.